But how could this be? Easy, if you are an Estonian company with a desire to serve the needs of all those needy folks (with copious amounts of coins), who want and need something, that almost no one else has. Something like this Dartz Black Stallion, based on the gone and forgotten H2........
And yes, of course it is armoured. Just what any sane individual needs, along with an interior that would put any standard H2 to shame. In case you were wondering, the alligator (crocodile?) trim on the dash is extra.
Impressed? Well you should be.
Here is the mission statement of the Dartz company.......Bullet proof opulence trusted by billionaires, tzars, superstars, generals and dictator (sic) since 1869. So obviously their products were not always based on the Hummer, any Hummer. Or, they have a sense of humour. Either way, their products make a statement that is hard to ignore.
But, if you feel, that your new ride may be ignored, upgrade to the Aladeen Edition's chromed plated tackiness........
Like the idea of a Black Stallion, but with the added benefit of the see and be seen rear quarters, then the Royal Landaulet is your kind of ride.......
Time to talk dollars and sense, well at least dollars. Check under those sofa cushions and vending machines for any loose change, Bucko, because you'll need it. These creations range from around $500,000 to $800,000 Cdn before the lizard hide gets added to your instrument panel. And to think you berated your neighbour for spending so much on his H2 a few years back.
Show up at Dartz with cheque in hand and a little imagination. Let them create some concoction just for you. And at less than a million per, your $ will be well spent and you'll get a ride as rare and distinctive as the Bugatti you also own. But that cost over $3 million. A penny saved, etc.
Until next time.......
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